This will make you feel better.
– unless you can beat this:
Nasty and his flatmate’s bikes were stolen from inside their secure building last week.
No, that’s not the unlucky bit.
The flatmate had spent a couple of days searching high and low all over London for the bike that he wanted, and when he finally found it, he paid £1200 to take it home on Thursday.
The bike was stolen on Friday.
Oh, how I love London…