Update: So I did email James Bond afterall, saying I’m some journalist student from South Africa and attaching a photo of some random blond off a dodgy porny site. He emailed back asking for my phone number. Nasty suggested that I give him the number of someone I hate in London, but unfortunately, I don’t know enough people here to hate anyone yet… :)
I was looking around gumtree.com for a new place to stay, when I came across this:
Hi! You can stay at my flat in a highly desirable location in West Central London for FREE. The property is very spacious and comprises of bedroom, bathroom, living area and dining room, is well kitted out (with flat screen tv, sky, wireless internet, etc) and benefits from two nearby parks, as well as all of the amenities of the area. The value of this offer totals over £2000 a month.
What’s the catch?
You will need to be a young attractive girl willing to share a bed with a young attractive guy (please don’t ask me what this means, as I am sure you know). You will also be happy to keep the apartment clean and run the occasional errand.
I’m in my thirties, am well-educated, sporty, and work in investments. I spend a good deal of time working, and even more travelling. That said, I thoroughly enjoy good company, as well as frequenting the many fine restaurants and clubs London has to offer.
The motivation behind the offer?
My lifestyle makes pleasant, honest, relaxed, and above all, consistent female company hard to come by. Moreover, I need to meet someone different.
If you are interested, get in touch via email, send a photo of yourself with some info, then we’ll possibly arrange to meet and take things from there.
Send your email to JAMESBONDKL@HOTMAIL.COM
Please note due to the large number of replies, if there is no photo and info about you in your email, there will be no reply.
i.e. sleeping with James Bond for free lodgings. Any takers?
I am actually tempted to send in some photo of some naked pornstar as myself just to see what he would say in reply….