No, not you.
I’m talking to the Slanket.
I’m always cold.
In the winter, I slunk around the house in layers, and lounge in front of the tele buried beneath a blanket.
Which is inconvenient if I’m trying to hold a drink, read a book, reach for the remote, pet my cat, or basically do anything without having to relunctantly dig my arms out from underneath the warmth.
Enter the Slanket: the blanket with sleeves.
A giant fleece blanket with oversized sleeves!
I feel all cozy already just thinking about it. I bet I can hang around in them all day…can I go out in them?
(I mean, OF COURSE, this is by no means a hint whatsoever.) *Ahem*.