Dora fucking The Explorer: A Friday Afternoon at Work

Dora says: What the heck is a mooncake festival party? Like, all the grannies go to ar?

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Dora says: Yeah, certainly! Better than me slogging it for minimum wage at the cupcake store chasing after kids drawing on the walls with Dora fucking The Explorer screaming in the background! hahaha

Dora says: oh gosh. I just realize I wrote “Dora fucking the explorer” instead of “Dora the fucking explorer”. HAHAHAH

Dora says: that’ll make for an interesting cartoon!

Dora says: like, an adult version of it.

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essentric says: shit. stefi just received a membership registration from an 18 y.o mom

essentric says: 18 yr old and pregnant

essentric says: aaaaaaaghhhhhh

essentric says: doraaaa what are we doing?

essentric says: we should have popped like 4 kids already or something!

Dora says: erm. we are being smart, educated, and sophisticated. we are not here just for pro-creating. we are on a higher plane than that. we don’t watch dora the fucking explorer. we watch dora fucking the explorer. being 18 and pregnant and having nothing better to do than send registration forms is lame. so there.

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Dora says: i know. i feel like creating a hello kitty art installation or something…you know, like chopping their heads off and dipping them in pigs’ blood or something and hang them at disneyland. hahahaha

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Dora says: OMG. Have you ever seen a kitty with long legs?! As in, legs length that are in proportion to the size of its head?!

Dora says: It’s TRAUMATIC I tell you. Must shield kids from it!

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Dora says: OMG. I just remembered. I made <Nasty> buy Hello Kitty boxers once. And, ironically, I think he looks best in them! hahahahahah

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Dora says: like, i don’t want my pubic hair sticking out of the hole lo….HAHAHAHAH

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