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Why does my office put teabags in the fridge?
I found this draft buried amongst many in my bin of trash posts. I actually do remember writing this. Months and months ago, sitting in my office in Hong Kong. Imagine the mundane-ness of my office life then that brought me to think about things like this. Brrrrr….
And yes, I did eventually ask about it, and it’s because the secretary was afraid ants or roaches would crawl into the boxes.
Hmmm…actually, that gives me a thought: Would ants and roaches like and eat teabags?
So, you’re going to see your beefpie huh?
Says the French dude at my office.
Is that how the French refer to men?!
I still haven’t decided whether “Beefpie” or “Nasty” sounds nastier.
What would you want to be called?
Apparently, average sexual intercourse takes 11 minutes.
Really?
Does sexual intercourse means just the time from the moment he sticks it in you to when he pulls it back out? Or does that include kissing and groping and whipping and cuddling?
We might have to consult Mr. Clinton on that one.
Have you ever seen a fat backpacker?
(Courtesy of The Lost Girls.)
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