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Imagine me as some sort of celebrity fitness guru, pretend I get paid to workout with Jennifer Aniston, and envision seeing a little photo of my face next to a full page spread of Jennifer Lopez under the bright red headline of: !!!LOSE 3 POUNDS IN ONE WEEK!!!

Disclaimer: I did not intend to lose weight. I was only being cheap.

In a bid to cut down on expenses due to a sudden bulk outflow of cash within one month, together with a coincidental sale of nice(r) canned soup at Sainsbury’s (a local supermarket), one day, I decided to buy 2 shopping bags full of soup and pita bread and eat that for lunch at work for as long as they’d last.

My workmate thought it was amusing.

My expenses have been cut.

But unfortunately (or fortunately), so has my appetite for canned soup.

And my weight?

Lost 3 pounds in one week.




Recipe:

1 canned soup (any. I varied from Italian Meatballs to Chilli Beef to Lentil Soup)

2 pieces warm pita bread

Eat that for lunch for 1 week.

Eat normally for breakfast and dinner.




Forget celebrity diets. Soup and pita bread is the way to go.

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And by the way, what happens if you want to lose 3KG in 3 weeks?

No problem. My workmate just did – by being totally stressed out.

Boat

Where I go, Jamie Oliver follows.

Huts on the beach

As if.

But 2 months ago, I was at Whistable on a day trip from a weekend in Canterbury. A seaside town on the east coast of England, although never heard of and no tourist literature ever speaks of, it’s a place where Jamie Oliver might go on holiday this summer.

Beach huts

I don’t think anything screams more Britishness than this little town.

Beach huts and bike

Green huts by the beach? A British flat tailing a mommy/daddy and kiddie bicycle?

Beach hut family

And more families by more colourful beach huts underneath a very typical blue-grey sky?

Rocky beach

Impossibly pebbly beaches?

Restaurant and bar

Love these signs. What would a British holiday be without a BAR? Perhaps they should change it to PUB.

Between huts

I apologise for the abundance of beach hut photos, but seriously, in the many beaches I’ve been too, I’ve never before seen beach huts like these.

But then again, I suppose only the fair British weather would drive people to take shelter in a hut when on a beach…

Strawberry man

Handsome British man strikes a pose with his very British strawberries.

Oyster girl

And this my comrades, is the only other reason, other than to experience the quaint British charm of the town, to visit Whitstable.

After we gorged on oysters from this stall, we stumbled onto the next one to find that we were “ripped-off” here. The next stall sold them for only 50 pence each!

I say “ripped-off” in quotation marks because in London, they cost an extortionate £1.50 each.

Oysters

The crisp icy coldness of the juicy flesh…it will make you revolt if you hate the stuff, or like me, the thought of it still makes my mouth water. Mmmm…

Fish prices

Coming here made me realise why the British doesn’t indulge in seafood as much as other seaside populations: They’re too expensive.

Fish stall

I haven’t had proper Cantonese-style steamed fish since I got here, so we bought a whole sea bass to cook at home. It cost us £10. Might as well eat out!

Whitstable high street

As pebbly as the beach was, I wasn’t sure it was worthwhile to venture beyond the rows of beach huts onto Whistable’s high street, expecting that, like any other high street here, it would be lined with the same big name chain stores and ugly corner shops that have taken over the rest of this country.

Whitstable dog

Instead, to my delight, High Street was full of colourful, personable independently-run shops. Be them hair-dressers, cafes, book-stores, clothing shops, souvenirs and trinklets. There wasn’t even a charity shop in sight!

Sweets shop

This old-style store-front of a sweets shop says it all.

Boats

Oysters and fishmongers, a seaside market place, and a boat called Danny Boy II – it’s like stepping back into a time when Britain was just a sleepy fishing village, and when city bankers haven’t yet been born.

I highly recommend a visit just to be charmed by all its Britishness. Socks in sandals and the small country lisp of the early Jamie Oliver and all. It must be one of the, to use a British term, loveliest, and most relaxing day-outs I’ve had here. :)

I got ID’ed this evening buying a bottle of wine.

It must be the most exciting thing that can happen on a Monday.

In fact, it was such a rare occurence for me (*gasp* it could very well be my last!) I mumbled my words and fumbled around in my bag.

I didn’t have a photo ID on me.

After much questioning and convincing, she said: “I believe you.”

At that point, I wasn’t so sure whether I would be happier walking away with or without my bottle of wine.

Me: Hi! What are you doing?

Nasty: Just watching something.

Me: What are you watching?

Nasty: A blue-ray high definition DVD.

What do jelly beans, camper van rental, and KY jelly have in common?

Car in Broadway Market

Probably nothing, except to entice you to take a photo and give them free advertisement?

Strange find in Broadway Market.




Talking about Broadway Market, if anyone out here cycles there, remember to only park your bike where you’ll be able to keep an eye on it. There’s apparently been a spate of bike thefts, and Nasty and I were lucky in that just as we were parking our bikes one evening, a lady who apparently heads one of the residential associations (or something like that) there, warned us and said that the thieves are “very good” and basically told us to park in an illegal area, if it means we can keep it safe.

Currently reading

Wishlist

  • bike mudguard
  • Prescription sunglasses
  • Sturdy winter jacket
  • Noise-cancelling head phones
  • MP3 player
  • Online subscription to the SCMP
  • the Slanket
  • Stomp tickets
  • wind/water proof clothing

Books I love:

  • Three Cups of Tea (Greg Mortensen) - Inspiring tale of how one American gained the trust and respect of rural Pakistanis; humbling descriptions of the hard life that the villagers lead; shatters all post-9/11 misconceptions of Muslims and Islam.
  • Salvation Creek (Susan Duncan) - Honest, unpretentious tale of a life dealt blow after blow of sadness and her journey hence.
  • Eats, Shoots & Leaves (Lynne Truss) - Brilliantly written dry British wit and humour!
  • Fast Food Nation (Eric Schlosser) - Has effectively turned me off McD's.
  • Eat, Pray, Love (Elizabeth Gilbert) - Great memoir. Did a lot of what I've always wanted to do (travel-wise. Not the divorce-heart-break-bits.)
  • Why Men Don't Listen & Women Can't Read Maps (Allan and Barbara Pease) - Eye-opening. I think if all men and women would read this, the world would be a better place. :)
  • The World Without Us (Alan Weisman) - Scared the shit outta me. Makes you look at the world now through a whole new perspective.
  • Tuesdays with Morrie (Mitch Albom) - Inspirational.
  • The Undomestic Goddess (Sophie Kinsella) - Good easy highly entertaining read. Identified with a lot of it too.
  • For One More Day (Mitch Albom) - Very touching. Made me cry.
  • What Should I Do With My Life (Po Bronson) - Stories of people who tried answering that question. Some succeeded. Some failed.