CNY gluttony + freezing hike

Chinese New Year was one big food orgy.

With the weekend attached, we had five days off and I spent four of them just sitting at home and eating. In case you don’t understand CNY, think Christmas. Imagine having a Christmas dinner for four days in a row. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner all merged into one big continuous meal, with splurges on sweets in between. You can’t even say “You’resogonnaturnintoafattie” fast enough in the little bits of time I wasn’t actually eating something.

At one point, I was frying nin-gou in the kitchen (a traditional CNY treat: a sweet red chewy pudding that is dipped in eggs and pan-fried with a bit of oil – fat enough yet?). Plan was to make a whole plateful and then take it out so everyone can have some together. When I almost had one plate made, mum walked in and promptly ate half of it. Since mum did it, I ate the rest of the plate too. Now we have an empty plate. So I stood by the stove and made some more. Mum kept eating them and I just kept putting them in my mouth as fast as they came off the pan. I was stuffed just standing there in the kitchen. Didn’t hurt that it was the warmest part of the house too!

On the last day of the holiday, my friends and I revived a “tradition” we started last year – we go hiking. (How many times does something have to be done to become tradition?) We went up some hills in Lantau, the largest island in HK, where it was 3°C and was continuously howling with wind and pelting down with rain. It almost seemed like we were compelled to punish ourselves after four days of gluttony. It was kind of fun to being with, because we’ve only ever hiked when it’s sunny and dry, so the experience was unique to say the least. The mountains were cloaked in rain and fog and we couldn’t see where we were going to or where we’ve come from.

As usual, the hike started off with lots of chit-chat and energy, but as our trousers got soaked and people discovered that their shoes and jackets aren’t that waterproof afterall, there was a long stretch where we were just walking with our heads down against the wind, cold hands in our pockets, and just plain gritting through it. I was grateful for the wet-weather gear I’d accumulated in the UK, but my cold fingers did me in. Two of us were really thinking “This is fucking miserable!” but we didn’t say it. Because if you don’t say it, then it’s not real. (Yes, desperate times call for desperate forms of logic.) The whole thing really just lasted 3.5 to 4 hours but it seemed like 6 hours at least. There was no shelter at all. No tree to sit under to escape the rain for a bit. There were these eerie little huts along the way, but none except for one of them had anything we could hide under. I found this, the only reprieve we had from the rain, and we took turns standing underneath it.

It was so cold I didn’t eat anything at all lest I risk freezing my fingers off digging around in my pack for food. Otherwise, it was different and fun and once the rain stopped and the end was in sight, the usual chit-chat came back and we were energised thinking about where we should go to for tea. :) With the worst over, everyone agreed that it wasn’t actually so bad. I think we liked the craziness of it and being able to go to work the next morning and brag to everyone that “we went hiking in Lantau where it was 3°C!” (See, I’m doing it right now.) Next time, everyone will get proper gear, and we’ll tackle the cold again!

Happy Chinese New Year everyone. Hope you had a lovely holiday.

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Ice-cream, straight from the nipple

This could make for a good horror movie, set in Thailand too no less: sick dude stuff nursing mums into freezers. Tada! Instant all natural ice-cream.

Sorry, that is admittedly sick. But not as bad as the Human Centipede I think. I’m surprised they even made a sequel.

Anywhooo, I was in Hua Hin (Thailand) just before the Christmas holidays.

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my city

One of my favourite vimeos is The Mountain, a timelapsed video shot on a mountain in Spain.

My favourite city one is A Year in New York. I once spent a week in New York with a very good friend of mine. It’s one of my favourite places to be and I still look back on that week fondly. I love the human everyday elements in the video. It makes you care about the city and the people.

After watching that, I remember saying, why hasn’t anyone made one for Hong Kong? I said, “Maybe I’ll make one.” Lo and behold -

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1.1.2012

Just came back from my first run of the year. Also the first since my 6-month long foot injury.

On the way back, I stopped by a bakery-cafe, pulled a slightly damp $50 from under my sock and got myself a hot cup of tea and a dark chocolate eclair. I have to say, it’s a surprisingly self-satisfying way to spend the afternoon on the first day of the new year. :)

(In case you’re interested, I made sure the lady didn’t see me pulling my cash from the bottom of my shoe. Mum is right – you never know where money’s been.)

Carrying my booty on the way home, a woman is trying to get a teenager to put on a coat. The girl didn’t want to. And like all good Chinese elders, what do you do? You scare them. “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE OF THE COLD”, the woman says, just as I walked by in my t-shirt and shorts. Granted, I would normally not be out and about in t-shirt and shorts this time of the year, but the woman eyed me. I glanced at the teenager and secretly hope I’ve given her a case for argument. I decided not the stick around.

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I have a sheep. His name is Josh.

At some point, I hope to have a dog. Or two.

One will be called Jack. The other George. If one of them happen to look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s dog in 50/50, it will be called Skeletor.

Yes, that is now my favourite animal-in-a-movie. If you haven’t seen the film, just watch it for the dog. Brilliant name for a skinny greyhound. (Oh and the movie is good too.)

See, this is what it’s all come down to. Ever since Nasty came and gone, I have lost the ability to string words together.

I know I never wrote Nobel Prize-worthy material, but it was something I enjoyed, and something that came easily. Naturally.

These days, I lay in bed wondering why I can’t write anymore. It’s not like my life has suddenly become uninteresting. Nor does it mean my life was particularly interesting to begin with. I don’t think you have to have an amazing life to write about anything at all.  But words have suddenly turned away from me, like sand through the holes in my beat-up Converses. They come in one way and out the other. If I try to catch them, I end up with lumpy shit.

A good friend at work gave me an awesome Christmas present today. It’s a cuddly sheep with lavendar scented stuff up its ass. It’s the most softie-cuddly thing ever and I turned into a primary school girl cutching it with my left hand as I worked with my right. Utterly ridiculous I know but my boss is on holiday, its flippin’ Christmas, and I can’t remember the last time anyone gave me a cuddly toy.

His name is Josh and this is what he looks like. People who don’t know me very well think I’m some hardcore runner with the emotions of the Terminator. But really, I’ve been gushing about Josh all day, cradling him like a newborn, and have been warned not to talk to him – because he’s not a real person.

Really?

 

 

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